After well over 800 hours, Santa's Christmas Blessing, and the timely aid of a "super member" here at MRR who reassembled my what I thought irreparable original Jeffsiamese account back into wholeness again - I've finally finished the blasted thing.
Now, it's just wait around till the next update... I guess (shudder) OMP and the weekly time trial tournaments are the only things to do in-game till then!
J.